Monday, November 28, 2011

My Rules To Relationships

1. Do not make out in stores, it's weird and gross.
2. PDA is nasty. Don't do it.
3. Don't be clingy!
4. If it is illegal don't do it.
5. Life is not a romantic comedy; don't kiss people in the rain: you'll get a cold.
6. You don't love somebody after a week, calm down.
7. Wait, Jesus, you'll still be fertile in 10 years.
8. If it's over it isn't the end of the world.
9. You don't love somebody after a month.
10. You are not god damn Romeo and Juliet, if your parents don't like him/ her it's okay.

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